angelwithasquirtgun:

If I was famous I would follow a bunch of my fans on twitter and reply to their random tweets or send them a stupid selfie if they were having a bad day man I’d be the best celebrity ever people make me famous

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jmarietee:

lilith-not-eve:

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

Well this was just beautiful

posted 1 hour ago with 53,344 notes

sexaulity:

fuck her right in the ball pit

posted 1 hour ago with 2,054 notes
fugaazi:

This is one of the best fucking gifs I have ever seen

fugaazi:

This is one of the best fucking gifs I have ever seen

posted 2 hours ago with 452,772 notes

mykingdomforapen:

everyone’s always going on about pureblood and muggleborn culture in hogwarts but what about the halfbloods

they’re the ones who know all the lyrics to the weird sisters songs and bastille songs they crush on the chosen one and tom hiddleston they go to both walt disney world and the quidditch world cup final for summer holiday and use magic to fix their laptops they’ve got the best of both worlds

posted 2 hours ago with 20,325 notes

consulting-cannibal:

based on this chat post because THAT’S REALLY DAMN CUTE ALRIGHT

posted 3 hours ago with 29,515 notes

real-scars-fake-smiles:

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING

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ladyskorpia:

omrooksss:

asksubjuggulatortz:

psiibooty:

pupapan-sexual:

sorry i just love all of these too much okay

whats with the ravioli???

Yes…Ravioli…

yes…..it was the ravioli

For real though…

you know he’d be making balloon animals with them, seductive clown style.

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Puff puff, prophylactic poodle. :O)

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juilan:


I watch porn for the storyline

juilan:

I watch porn for the storyline

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redreadspjo:

percy “i should have been scared, but instead i was just kinda offended” jackson

posted 4 hours ago with 5,893 notes
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